That’s not how they ruled? Shit, that’s going to blow my cover…Īhem. Not because I enjoy it-because I love to help, and because I’m legally obligated to help. That’s what I do best in life, after all, and the Supreme Court has decided that businesses aren’t allowed to discriminate based on sexuality, so I went ahead and checked out every gay porn site I could find.

I’m totally straight, mind you, but I’m not so homophobic that I can’t help my gay brothers find good porn. It’s important to be honest about your sexuality-I know it’s difficult sometimes, but that’s societies problem, not yours. I’m glad you’re finally admitting it, to yourself and to me. I want to watch free gay sex videos with young twinks, hairy bears and straight men gone homosexual!